{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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Ladimir Kwiatkowski, better known as Ladmo, was an American television personality who co-hosted The Wallace and Ladmo Show, a daily children's variety show broadcast on KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona. The program featured clowns, cartoons and short comedy skits.
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