{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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