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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}

{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}

{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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